DL Uplink is the PC application which manages all DL2000 offline and online functionality. About 80% of the work is done and we'll take the next week to complete it 100% (Chinese holidays - can't do much else). All you see in the screenshot is presently working and debugged. But we're still adding, documenting, and simplifying the interface.
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The application of course requires a DL2K-LINK, the USB interface to the DreamLover 2000.
The application can be used by both the male and the "administrator". The administrator is the person who has the right to initiate all actions, and will likely be the male's owner, significant other or "hired gun" male training specialist.
The male normally opens the application which can be minimized and completely hidden from the taskbar and tray, then connects to the male management server.
When connected, commands can be dispatched. A possible source of such commands is the male management online control screen (shown in the browser window). You would use this to remotely control your male through a web browser or HTML enabled mobile phone.
When operating locally on the other hand you may use the administration section of the DL Uplink application directly. From here, many DL2000 operating parameters can be customized.
Of course, the male's cooperation in setting up the remote link is not necessary. As long as you can log in with his ID and have a DL2K-LINK connected to a PC on the male's side (hopefully locked somewhere and tamper-proof or tamper-evident), you will be able to remotely control the male.
In the screenshot you can see the customization screen for the arousal inducer. Relax - it won't be so difficult. We're writing plenty of help files as we go along. Soon you will be able to download this application and start playing with it and reading the help.
We also plan to integrate some "wizards" which will simplify the process of creating presets for the pulses, timers, and arousal inducer. The screen shown here is the most technical you will encounter as it allows you to precisely customize all parameters used internally to manage the timed activities. Most users will not have a need to customize these parameters directly, because they can be exported and imported. Savvy users and male management technicians will be able to publish presets on our website. The most effective male management parameters will receive recognition and glory!
There is even a simulation for each type of timed pattern so you can preview the results before actually customizing the DL2000.
We're working on the box... high quality foam is an important part of packaging. Brief video showing how neatly the cutting mold can cut into this dense hard EVA foam. This is not the foam we'll be using, but it's still pretty interesting to watch.
Except for a careless mention of "i-pod/aux in mode" which seems to be a leftover from whatever previous document was used as a template (soon corrected, we hope), the test reports for US and EU seem good. A few interesting diagrams:
The product does many things, but one thing it's not going to do is play your MP3s for you... please strike out the i-pod mode! :)
Assuming there are no battery certification troubles this report makes us good to go for the US and shortly we'll have the LVD stuff for the EU.
Please visit this page for a comprehensive overview of remote control button mapping and device functionality.
This page will be pasted as-is into our documentation so if you find any hard to understand or confusing points please let us know and we'll improve this as we go along.
Unable to report all the complexities we're going through because stuff is really going out of control as we near product launch, new issues pop up daily and we'd have no time left over to complete the product if we reported in detail on everything worthy of mention.
There was the issue a few days ago with the testing lab trying to trick us into doing spectroscopy testing for our LED, against the opinion of all other testing labs including the very big ones in the UK. Stubbornly as always, after a heated discussion with their LVD engineer we went to the specsheet trying to prove math is not an opinion and that this LED would never exceed EN60825-1 class 1 exposure under any condition.
Lots of calculations in unfamiliar and groovy units as we went from millicandelas to lumens using the viewing angle value and some internet conversion tool. Lumens then converted to millijoules per second using "photopic" wavelength tables from earlier internet years (but still valid).
mJ/s then converted into joules per square centimeter and compared to the curves of the 60825-1 maximum permissible exposure ordered by wavelength (luckily at least this stuff is public).
Turns out unless you shoot this led beam straight into your eye and attempt self lasik correction (which is not possible since it's mounted 90 degrees with the PCB) you will never ever reach the MPE levels. The very fact it's at 90 degrees makes only a fraction of the power ever reach your eyes, but the lab didn't care and they just wanted the money for the new test because they had to buy their new spectroscopy equipment for the new photobiocompatibility rules of the EU (which by the way SUPPLANT 60825-1 as of Sep 1st, so why are they even mentioning it) - so we went back to the search engine and now we found a new lab, and they don't even need the calculations - indicator LEDs do NOT need this kind of testing!
We're getting pretty comfortable with european union directives at this point (which implies a certain degree of madness or at least being able to penetrate a very unusual and paranoid mindset) - but that is causing more trouble as we found out our battery manufacturer gave us a CE certificate that:
(a) is for the wrong battery
(b) mentions the wrong test standards
and therefore is likely forged. No mr Ferris sir, you don't test batteries for EMC, that's for products, we know something about that now! The manufacturer even offered to MISLABEL our batteries to make them match the report! If that doesn't cast some doubts on everything he will subsequently provide then what does? This is how it's done in China - got a test report problem? No worries, pick an existing report, and re-label your product. But hey, there's worse: some vendors think they LVD tested the whole factory so that anything they put out now is automatically certified. :)
Before you panic - there is absolutely no risk with the batteries we're using because their volume is so small; all shipping regulations begin at a few grams of lithium per cell and we're at zero point something lithium gram equivalent. We tried shorting the batteries without even the protection pcbs attached (!don't try it at home!) and they only marginally heated up, no inflation, no fire, nada (a bit of a disappointment really after taking extreme safety measures for this experiment). So the safety here is absolute, but alas, small batteries must follow the rules for big batteries, as is often the paradoxical case for such regulations.
So another adventure today trying to find out what test standards lithium batteries need to comply with, turns out Underwriters Laboratories has one standard, UL1642, but likely it's the United Nations one that is legally valid, including shock, vibration, heating, low pressure and other tests (T1 to T8).
Also there are severe transportation regulations, which are in addition to safety testing burdens (IATA and US CFR 49 comma something). Then, Fedex USPS and other carriers have their own lists of rules (with complicated charts and tables and yes, arrows and such) which tell you what you need to declare/provide/sign based on how big the battery is, whether it's integrated in the equipment or not and so forth.
Madness ladies and gentlemen. Numbers and units spiraling out of control in an infinite vortex of lysergic legislation as inert components are accused of a conspiracy to blind deafen and obliterate mankind through their nano-stored energies.
We'll win in the end, and we'll be more prepared for the next product than any company out there. Seriously. Our RF manufacturer doesn't know the difference between EN301489-7 and EN301489-17. They got it wrong on the spec sheet. We point out errors now to vendors with much bigger businesses. We communicate in numbers with the testing labs (sample question from a couple days ago: "Does 60950 include 60825-1 even when applying for 301489 certificate through annex 2?")
However... at this point we politely request that these legislators give us a break! At the very least, ALL these rules they come up with should have exceptions below a certain limit. Like, if your LED operates at 3.6V and it's got a 1K resistor in series, its maximum current can't exceed 3.6mA and therefore with current technology the thing Can Not Blind You Sir. Or... if your battery is flat as paper and smaller than a stamp, you should not have to do altitude tests at 5000 feet... wouldn't that be convenient!
On a more general note isn't there a free market way of forcing manufacturers to put out safe products? What about a big internet shame list connected with your i-phone which lets you scan products at your electronics store and superimpose the bad guys in augmented reality plus the blog pictures of their exploded units :)
As in most things, there are some clever ways one can think up to get governments out of the loop - untested, possibly promising, but hey - we're stuck with what we have.
For now, we're dancing on the big guys' stage and we can't choose the music. TLC, Rimsky-Korsakov or Dr. Dre, those feet have got to keep moving... All we have is a special product and a special audience. With this we'll claim our piece of land soon despite adversities and then all will be smoother...
Some Chinese holidays coming up but we'll have the 100% final, diamond polished mold this week.
As for the battery problem we're not TOO worried, we already have 2 labs we're talking with, one UK befriended lab technician, and plenty of battery suppliers to choose from... we'll either find someone who's got the paperwork, find a way not to need any, or do some testing ourselves. We'll work something out!
At this point we're looking at the end of October as a possible "Product Complete" announcement date (product complete, in good legal standing, and only shipping left to figure out). It's not easy to predict things exactly when we're having to do all the work our vendors and labs are supposed to do. We're working on a pricing strategy to allow us to move to mass production as quickly as possible, here again it's not straightforward for a number of reasons including the fact that the word of most suppliers cannot be trusted. Until the courier guy rings at the door with the shipment we cannot assume they won't try to change the price on us.
We absolutely did not expect having to pull out hair to prove the intrinsic and evident safety of each individual component in the product.
Fortunately there are people working on the mold, the rubber and the bodyband as we speak. As long as stuff is still getting done we can use this time to sort out the legal stuff. If when everything's finished and ready to go we're still studying product safety laws then that will make us a tad nervous. For now we're sailing ahead at full speed towards our destination, as promised. What a ride.
